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Middle Finger Floaty
Introducing the Middle Finger Floaty, a bold and hilarious addition to your poolside or beach escapades. Designed for individuals all ages, this floaty brings a touch of irreverent humor to any aquatic setting. Crafted for both leisure and amusement, the Middle Finger Floaty allows...
Regular price
$149.99
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$229.00
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$149.99
Rainbow Floaty
Introducing the Rainbow Middle Finger Floaty, a bold and hilarious addition to your poolside or beach escapades. Designed for individuals all ages, this floaty brings a touch of irreverent humor to any aquatic setting. Crafted for both leisure and amusement, the Rainbow Middle Finger...
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$169.99
Regular price
$229.00
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$169.99
NFT DISCOUNT
NFT HODLERS ORDER HERE! Adult-sized Middle Finger Pool Floaty! eff up the beach! Save $50 by hodling our NFT! 🖕 @MFF_NFT  
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$99.99
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$149.99
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$99.99

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QUALITY STRUCTURE

Our floaty isn't just about making a statement, it's also about maximizing your relaxation and enjoyment. Crafted with comfort and quality in mind, our floaty provides a stable and supportive platform for you to unwind and soak up the sun. Whether you're floating lazily in the pool, drifting along gentle waves in the ocean, or simply chilling at the lake, our Middle Finger Floaty ensures that your water adventures are as comfortable as they are entertaining. And let's not forget the fun factor! With its playful design and irreverent charm, our floaty is guaranteed to be the life of the party at any pool gathering or beach outing. Embrace the unexpected, unleash your inner rebel, and make a splash with our Middle Finger Floaty!

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Take your poolside relaxation to the next level

HUMOR, COMFORT AND FUN IN ONE

Designed for those who dare to stand out, our Middle Finger Floaty isn't just your average pool accessory – it's a statement piece that exudes personality and sass. Picture yourself lounging effortlessly on the water, surrounded by laughter and good vibes, all while making a bold statement with a cheeky middle finger pointing proudly upwards.

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Get In Touch!

We'd love to hear from you - please use the form to send us your message or ideas. Or simply pop in for a cup of fresh tea and a cookie:
info@middlefingerfloaty.com

Opening Hours:
MON to SAT: 9:00AM - 10:00PM
SUN: 10:00AM - 6:00PM